Your friend at the courthouse.
Lawyer Jokes
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What's black and tan, and looks good on a lawyer?

A doberman!
Why won't sharks attack a lawyer?

Professional courtesy.
What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of a lake?

A good start.
Why did the lawyer cross the road?

To sue the people on the other side.
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One is bottom dwelling, scum sucker..... and the other one is a fish!
How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.
Two very rich people got divorced, and their lawyers lived happily ever after.
"Here's my bill", said the lawyer.  "Please pay $5,000 down and $500 a month".
"Sounds like buying an automobile", said the client.
"I am" replied the lawyer.
Most attorneys practice because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling....
They charge several grand and they feel glorious!
A wall between heaven and hell fell down.  Saint Peter called over to the Devil,
"Send over an engineer to get this wall back up."  Satan answered, "My men don't
have time for that"  Saint Peter replied, "Well, I'll sue you."  Satan retorts "Where
are you going to get a lawyer?"                                                       
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